#2: Vaughn of Venice

[00:00:01] Speaker A: Alas, the improvised works of William Shakespeare [00:00:08] Speaker B: in this episode contained PJ of Nally, Ross of Neil and Drew of Robinson. [00:00:20] Speaker A: It was not a gentleman who I knew well, but it was a bachelor party for a friend of my best friend. And it was a lot. It was fun. Once we got there, the trip up. I don't know if you guys have done mushrooms. The trip up was rough. There's a lot of stuff. [00:00:43] Speaker C: It was also your first time on mushrooms? [00:00:45] Speaker A: Yes. [00:00:46] Speaker C: Wow. [00:00:46] Speaker A: There was a lot of stimulus happening. Too much stimulus. It was fine. We were like an hour, two hours into the trip. And I had studied out, but I was like, this is a lot happening. But all the blue lights at the light turned out to the audience and it hit my neon yellow running jack. I lit up and I was like. That's when I felt like the trip stabilized. I remember things again beyond just vague emotional concepts. That's when I became human. It was like I'm Gandalf the Yellow. This is great. I came back to myself. [00:01:17] Speaker B: Imagine someone seeing Shakespeare for the first time on acid. [00:01:22] Speaker C: On acid at the Delacorte. And it's Peter Dinklage. [00:01:26] Speaker B: Peter Dinklage and two other people are doing Midsummer. [00:01:32] Speaker A: I will say I feel like Billy Shakes would pop off on all the bells and whistles. Homie caught the theater on fire with a cannon. You think that motherfucker would be like, we can have pneumatic stages. Let's fucking go. [00:01:44] Speaker C: He's at the Sphere now. [00:01:45] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Yeah. [00:01:46] Speaker C: He'd be in the. [00:01:47] Speaker B: He'd be. Oh, yeah. [00:01:48] Speaker C: It's basically a globe. [00:01:49] Speaker A: All the world's a fucking stage. [00:01:51] Speaker B: All of Vegas. [00:01:51] Speaker A: All of Vegas is a stage. [00:01:53] Speaker B: All of Vegas is a stage. [00:01:55] Speaker A: It'd be the most insane version of sleep no more. Just all of Vegas. Not confined to a warehouse. Just one giant city wide Sleep no more. Guess that's the Truman Show. [00:02:05] Speaker C: The Truman show in Vegas would be. It's swingers. But he breaks past the walls of reality. [00:02:13] Speaker A: Like, the logistics of that show are really horrifying. Horrifying Thought experiment. But like, you have to imagine every actor would want a guest star on it. Right? [00:02:23] Speaker C: Their agent be like Whoopi Goldberg. Gets a residency at the Venetian. [00:02:27] Speaker B: We find ourselves in fair Venice A troop washed ashore. A traveling troupe of troubadours. They're mistaken for the big act to play the amphitheater. And they feel like an imposter or [00:02:43] Speaker A: a cheater within the play. They must devise a way to seek and perhaps advise the royalty of the town. They find seem of Disparate minds. [00:02:55] Speaker C: For in this town, Venetian fair, the Formula one doth appear, the cars go fast and the town doth change. This not be the direction. The peoples are enraged. Yet these troubadours are left to defend the interest of the end of the race. Race's end. [00:03:19] Speaker A: Within the bounds of this fair town, they seek to make their own renown. A troubadour's play. To move a nation and bring it to the people's consideration. [00:03:32] Speaker B: They bring it there, they bring it here. They need a splash, they think. Ah, a sphere. A sphere. Complete this amphitheater as if four linked together together, one enclosed, which you could watch even in inclement weather. [00:03:46] Speaker C: We see now, in the greenest room beneath the globe, the troubadours with Vince Vaughn, all dressed in gold. [00:03:56] Speaker A: Aye, pretty players. We've been in difficult straits before. This fear is a new court for us. We neets must find a way to speak aloud. Vince, thou art our captain and our leader. [00:04:11] Speaker C: Yeah, I guess that's all right. [00:04:14] Speaker B: Vince. Vince, you. Your aloofness, it injects worry into the company. [00:04:24] Speaker C: Billy, life isn't about worry. Life isn't about looking uncool. Life do be about putting on a leather jacket and going down to the cat house for a few brewskis. And is that not true? [00:04:38] Speaker B: Thence we feel your leadership doth falter and our ship doth run ashore upon this city with a race. And we wonder, was it intentional that you caused us such disgrace? [00:04:55] Speaker C: Wasn't intentional. Whose idea was it to bring us to replace this crew? We saw them busted at the local casino and lose it all upon the ground. And I said, hey, let's grab their costumes, let's grab their set list and let's show up. And now, where are we? In the greenest room beneath the sphere, about to go on and play the show of their lives. I'm still. Got it. I'm Vince Vaughn. [00:05:21] Speaker A: Vince, pray thee grant, myself and Billy a moment. Billy, we have no show. We have Vince Vaughn alone to stand up on the stage and speak aloofly at the people. What will we do, Alicia? [00:05:39] Speaker B: This be our greatest challenge yet. This sphere, so large. This sphere like the Earth itself, pulling us in with gravity. The temptation of fame and Vince Vaughn not be the same. He be a celebrity. He be the top of the cream of the crop. [00:06:00] Speaker C: I. [00:06:01] Speaker A: We do have Vince and his celebrity to carry us hence, Billy. But Vince is famous for being 2D. We now present this play in three dimensions. [00:06:13] Speaker B: Four. [00:06:14] Speaker A: We have the one inside the spherical dome. We have screens outside. [00:06:19] Speaker B: We have screens, we have dimensions. Vince Little has Vince be but a name. What is in a name, Vince Vaughn? Nothing. We be the crafters. Vince be but the name that brings the crowd. We be the victors, we betray Vince. [00:06:39] Speaker A: Billy, I list to what you say and I do follow thusly. We use this show with Vince as a star vehicle but undercut him, claiming his fame for our own. [00:06:52] Speaker B: Yes, for talent lacks he, he who but falls in good situation with talented co stars. [00:06:59] Speaker A: We needs must keep Vince aloof and bad within his film. Yes, we needs must keep him aloof and gently silly wherein we may carry the gravitas of this show. [00:07:09] Speaker B: Ay, for the harder he doth fail, the harder we doth win. We must be like producers and sabotage him. We must be like a Brooks, a Brooks upon this stage, A stream that carries forth silt, the silt of Vaughn. [00:07:30] Speaker A: Billy, thou art a genius. I ken what thou hast wrought. And I believe we may entertain Vince Vaughn within this town there is the race. We may keep him distracted from the show proper if he follows suit within the vehicles and then swoop in we [00:07:49] Speaker B: to deliver our oratory, an art form most lost in modern times. [00:07:55] Speaker A: Aye, I will take Vince unto the racetrack. Thou shalt craft the oratory and therein we shall create a show wherein Vince is bad, we are good, we claim the sphere and we become famous actors. [00:08:06] Speaker B: I shall fetch the cannon I the cannon? [00:08:09] Speaker A: Why a cannon I. Oh, boom it goes. Aye, the boom it goes. I agree, Vince. [00:08:16] Speaker C: Yeah. You two weirdos done showing each other pictures on your phone or whatever? [00:08:20] Speaker A: Thou art so aloof which thou likes to see the cars, Vince Vaughn. [00:08:24] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. Some of those Venetian ladies might around the cars be. I could see Vince Vaughn leading us three. [00:08:33] Speaker B: Ay, thou shall lead two for then more ladies for you. [00:08:37] Speaker C: Yeah. Springtime for Vince Vaughn and Venice, baby Billy. [00:08:42] Speaker A: Right apace, Vince. Away we go to Formula one. [00:08:46] Speaker C: All right, all right, all right. We got to the streets of Venice boarded up. Over the canals they've laid road for the cars, covering up the tempestuous waters below. [00:09:02] Speaker B: Papa, Papa, the cars, they be so magnificently streamlined. [00:09:10] Speaker C: Yes, son, they. The cars these days are so fast, it harkens back to my youth. What's wrong with a Model T, Father? [00:09:20] Speaker B: Thou speak' st legends, grandfather, Grandfather. Thy speak' st legends, father, say I, grandfather, say I, Father. [00:09:28] Speaker C: I do be old, but you know the sperm still be gold, Son, let me tell you something. While in this fair city of Venice be anything, can be anything, baby. [00:09:41] Speaker B: Be I a driver in this race today, Father. For though you Are old your tales of racing as youth speak to me. May I but steal away in a car? [00:09:54] Speaker C: You know we are here to find your much older brother from my first marriage. The Vaughns do not. Do not cast away their own Timmy. [00:10:05] Speaker B: Papa. Papa. But I be half Vaughn and also half imbroglio. I be the aloof, but I also be the emotional, the Venetian. How can I be so blind to my Venetian ness? [00:10:23] Speaker C: That's part of why we're here. We sent those letters to Vince to bring him to Venice so I could both teach you how to be Venetian and teach him how to be family. [00:10:35] Speaker B: Father. [00:10:37] Speaker C: Father. [00:10:37] Speaker B: You may have your want same as mine. If I doth distress as a driver, I shall attract the attention of this celebrity son. And I as the driver shall pull him in with fast excitement. And then thou can sweep in with love and fear family and bring him back into the fold. [00:11:05] Speaker C: Timmy. I see it now. Your erudite words lay it all before me. That is the classic Phoenician education coming out through your veins. I, with your small stature, that of a jockey but for a car. We shall dress you up in the Formula one leathers, cover you in sigils for companies and restaurants. And when your brother doth naturally be attracted to the the one lead in the pack, you'll spring out and. And we'll show him what a family can be. [00:11:34] Speaker B: And then thus sprung he unto you, I shall spring into car and light being drive faster than the other racers for being small makes car go faster. [00:11:47] Speaker C: Speed racer, demon on wheels, that's you. We must away behind the tracks. The camera won't see but we'll stick. Steal a car. [00:11:56] Speaker B: Steal a car we shall. Tis the Vaughn way. [00:12:00] Speaker C: Tis the Vaughn way. I've taught you well. And the imbruglio will have to follow suit. [00:12:06] Speaker B: Away to the car we shall. [00:12:08] Speaker A: Within the teeming crowds of Formula one, we come upon a car that is lacking that which should be driving amongst the vehicles which should be amongst a pack. It seems that young Christopher Vaughn of the Imbroglio clan of Venice hath claimed his place amongst the crew. Alicia and Vince, strolling amidst the crowds admiring the vehicles may yet find our young patrician Venetian within the bounds of leather coated with sigils, covered in bulls of crimson, covered with horses that are mustang like other vehicular options. [00:12:50] Speaker B: Covered with their manes with golden rings about them like the golden rings of victory. [00:12:58] Speaker A: Vince. [00:12:59] Speaker B: Yeah? [00:13:00] Speaker A: We needs must find some sponsor for thee to some driver. For thou's a sponsor. Thou art famous, thou art powerful within these circles. If Thou claim' st a driver as thy own, as thy thy liege keep. Then thou mayest keep the winnings for thyself. [00:13:19] Speaker C: Alicia, pray tell me ask you something. Does Clooney sponsor a car? [00:13:26] Speaker A: Clooney sponsors tequila. I'm sure he sponsors a car [00:13:30] Speaker C: if it be on Clooney's short list. Well, it can be an opportunity I can't miss. You bring me to the sponsors, baby, and I'll write a check so fat it'll make your little head spin. [00:13:41] Speaker A: Ivans, thou needs must stand aloof and watch these cars a while. I shall find for thee a driver who is small, who is fleet, who shall see make car go fast in being so small. Vince, what would still say? [00:13:58] Speaker B: Vince, Vince, Vince, Vince. Tell us, Billy. [00:14:01] Speaker C: Where'd you come from? I thought you were off. Still doing sound check. [00:14:06] Speaker B: Oh, sorry, back to soundcheck. [00:14:09] Speaker C: One of us has to maintain some professional courtesy here. [00:14:13] Speaker A: Hi, Vince. One of us needs must. But what's the sentence thou art going to say? Thou art always saying we needs must. [00:14:21] Speaker C: Oh, I don't know. My head be so full of this good Venetian green and this bad Scottish liquor that the only thing I can do is but watch the cars and get that much sicker. Sicker? I mean, in the cool way I stand aloof, and that's my way. [00:14:38] Speaker A: Vince, thou needst must stay the loop a while. Enjoy thy Venetian green. I prithee, grant me leave you. [00:14:44] Speaker C: You got. You've got it. [00:14:46] Speaker A: Take the leave you there, small driver. I need to escape this conversation. [00:14:53] Speaker B: Yes, hello. I be driver of fast car. You see here. [00:14:58] Speaker A: What is the model of thy car? [00:15:00] Speaker B: Ah, the car. B1 72 B x x 0400 B 3.14 159 2. [00:15:18] Speaker A: Thou art reciting, thou reciting numbers of PI. Thou art not a driver and I am not a celebrity. I needs must find the person wherein my celebrity star person of my star vehicle needs must be distracted by this race. [00:15:33] Speaker B: The celebrity I see. Would you be Vince Vaughn? [00:15:36] Speaker C: A beer bottle sails down. You see Vince swaying with an armful of half empty beer bottles on the. On the bridge. [00:15:43] Speaker B: This is what happens when people don't have family. [00:15:47] Speaker A: Aye, family's the most important thing. It makes cars go even faster than small jockey like men. [00:15:52] Speaker B: Say this, you father tell me not legend of family pushing cars. [00:15:57] Speaker C: Family? [00:15:58] Speaker A: Ay, family. Hast thou not seen Fast and Furious? It's a wonderful series. But tell me, what is thy name, young lad? [00:16:05] Speaker B: Tim Von be I. Tim Von be I, for I be recognized by my fans. [00:16:11] Speaker A: Ay, Tim, if thou Hast a vehicle. Thou mayest yet prove to be a driver for me. I may claim thee as Vince Vaughn's new page boy. [00:16:23] Speaker B: Page boy? [00:16:24] Speaker A: Yes, page boy for the script. [00:16:28] Speaker B: For the script. Driver. Thought I driver. Planned to be driver. Die thou mayest trust. What another plan thou introduceth. [00:16:36] Speaker A: No, no, no, no, no. There is a look wherein, if thou hast the script, wherein thou mayest distract Vince Vaughn page boy for a script. Thou keeps the script, he watches the car. It all makes sense. [00:16:49] Speaker B: What? [00:16:50] Speaker A: That's lost the plot, Tim Vaughn. [00:16:52] Speaker B: The plot be very lost. I. [00:16:55] Speaker A: It's all the Venetian green. [00:16:57] Speaker B: I have car. I have a car now have a car. [00:17:00] Speaker A: I have a Vince Vaughn. [00:17:01] Speaker B: You have a Vince Vaughn. I attract the Vince Vaughn with the car. [00:17:05] Speaker A: Hi. That's my fault. I added another piece to attract him. He'll be attracted to you regardless. It's family. Family makes the car go vroom. Small driver make car go fast. [00:17:17] Speaker B: Yes. Small driver make car go fast. Also be Paige Voyage of Vince Vaughn simultaneously in terms of the. [00:17:25] Speaker A: If thou art making the race for Vince Vaughn, thou shalt win for Vince Vaughn. Burying the page boy. It follows the courtly rules. [00:17:34] Speaker C: We cut to a bookie's office. Vince Vaughn swaying violently is putting a stack of money on the thing. Yeah. Put it all on car. 3.14259. I've got a good feeling. And if this pays out, I won't need to do the movie anymore, baby. And they could put anyone they want. I'm not gonna learn lines. I'm just gonna bet on this car. [00:18:00] Speaker B: Okay, I take your bet. Tis a lot of money to put on a car. [00:18:06] Speaker C: I trust that damn pie car with my whole life savings. What else am I gonna spend it on? Ain't got no family. [00:18:16] Speaker B: Family. [00:18:17] Speaker C: Family make cars go fast. [00:18:19] Speaker B: Family do make cars go fast. Tis on my family's coat of arms. [00:18:25] Speaker C: The words that I just said are on your family's coat of arms. Man. [00:18:29] Speaker B: They hang above me. [00:18:32] Speaker C: Wow. [00:18:33] Speaker B: Yeah. IB from the family imbroglio. [00:18:38] Speaker C: It's like this whole city is built after, like, all around me. And it's all catering. It's all, like, behind the surface. There's people working to film me and [00:18:50] Speaker B: my reactions, as if we all be your family. [00:18:58] Speaker C: Well, that's all the money I came with. And I put it on pie. [00:19:04] Speaker B: Well, little doggy who sit in my shop. I tried to drop the hint. I tried to drop the hint that he was my cousin. He not take the hint. I guess. I guess my. My uncle's plan must go forward much more Convoluted than just saying, oh, hey, I'm your family. I care about you, and I'm worried about you. Ay. Tis rough. Tis rough, my boy. Ah, thy speakest wisdom. My life be so rough. [00:19:35] Speaker C: Roar. [00:19:36] Speaker B: Yes, indeed, I do roar. Like a lion with anger. [00:19:40] Speaker C: We got to the starting line of the race. All right, Timmy, I believe you. I believe in you. You've got this. [00:19:49] Speaker B: Thank you, Papa. I shall not let you down. I. I'm so excited. I see Vince approaching me now. [00:19:57] Speaker C: All right, I'm gonna stuff you in the car. I think it might be too early. You have to win the race before he could see you. Cause he doesn't want family. That's a loser. [00:20:06] Speaker B: Oh, no. I better drive extra fast before he catches me. [00:20:10] Speaker C: In fact, we'll make you extra small. Put out your hand. I'll give this back to you when you win. Timothy. It's an old imbruglio family, traditional I learned from your mother. And I clip all your fingernails. [00:20:24] Speaker B: Oh, wow. [00:20:27] Speaker C: That's two grams. [00:20:29] Speaker B: That's two grams off from me. Wow, Papa, I feel so light and airy. [00:20:35] Speaker C: Quick, get in the car. Your older brother approaches. [00:20:38] Speaker B: One minute. My hair. Be gone. [00:20:45] Speaker C: Truly, you are the race driver, son. I've always wanted. [00:20:48] Speaker B: Okay, I away I go before Vince thinks me loser. [00:20:54] Speaker C: I'm gonna run away so I don't get hit by all these cars about to race. [00:20:58] Speaker B: Papa, usually family stands to the side. [00:21:03] Speaker C: That close. I mean, yeah. I'm not afraid. [00:21:07] Speaker B: I mean, you're in, right? We're about to move. There's a little pavilion to the side we could have been talking at. [00:21:16] Speaker C: I'm afraid when cars go fast, that's why family has to be there. Because when cars go fast, family runs. But families make cars go fast. Timmy. [00:21:26] Speaker B: It's worse for me. It's worse for you than me. You're on foot. You're on foot, and there are going to be cars moving. [00:21:34] Speaker A: I'm Vince Vaughn. I think I put money on this car. [00:21:37] Speaker B: Oh, no. [00:21:39] Speaker C: Hang on. [00:21:39] Speaker A: Oh, you, old man. With a very aloof sounding voice as well. [00:21:46] Speaker C: Who, me? Yeah, you. [00:21:48] Speaker A: Who was that small child in the pie car? [00:21:51] Speaker C: That's the demon on wheels, the fastest driver we got, baby. And by baby, I just mean fellow cool guy to cool guy. Not that you're like my actual baby. [00:22:02] Speaker A: Baby, I like the way you talk, baby. [00:22:04] Speaker C: I also like the way you talk. And what's happening here. It's two friends forming a bond. [00:22:11] Speaker A: It's almost like family. [00:22:13] Speaker C: It's almost like family. [00:22:17] Speaker A: Family. [00:22:17] Speaker C: Family. The car hearing about family drips nitro into its fuel injector. Before the starting gun can even launch. The car goes zooming past the front line. [00:22:33] Speaker A: That car's powered by family, baby Are you my family fam? [00:22:39] Speaker C: The closer you stand to me and the closer our voice is, the faster the car goes. I think there might be something to what you're saying. [00:22:48] Speaker A: Family make car go fast, Baby Vince. [00:22:52] Speaker C: If that be your name, Papa. [00:22:55] Speaker A: I never learned your name. [00:22:57] Speaker C: Have you felt a lack these many years? Is that why the drinking and the smoking and the boozing? [00:23:04] Speaker A: Yeah. Car not go fast. Car need family. Car needs small man go fast. [00:23:12] Speaker C: Are you the car in this situation, Family? [00:23:17] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:23:18] Speaker C: Cut to the inside of the car. [00:23:21] Speaker B: Whoa, whoa. It must be going really well. [00:23:24] Speaker A: Whoa. [00:23:24] Speaker B: It's lifting off the ground. [00:23:27] Speaker A: Whoa, whoa, baby, listen on your radio Family will make us go faster they say cars can't fly Family go fast. Car go small. Family go big. [00:23:45] Speaker C: We're here together, young son. It's me and your older brother, Vince. The plan has worked more than any of us could ever have thought. He didn't even need to see you win. It was just enough to get close. And the family, the blood in our veins, reached out. [00:24:00] Speaker B: Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm a shrinking. [00:24:03] Speaker C: Whoa. [00:24:04] Speaker B: I'm speeding up. Whoa, Whoa. One loop around two loops. Three loop around four. [00:24:13] Speaker C: Behind the young Vaughn in the car named after PI, there's all three of the Skarsgard brothers. [00:24:19] Speaker B: Oh, no. There's someone dating on me with a good family, too. [00:24:25] Speaker A: Don't worry, young Timothy Vaughn. Remember, oil isn't as thick as blood. They may be in a car together, but you're in a car. Go fast, Go small. Go family. [00:24:37] Speaker B: Go family. Go family. Whoa. [00:24:40] Speaker A: I love you, little brother. [00:24:41] Speaker B: It's me, your bookie cousin. I'm here, too. You can do it. [00:24:48] Speaker A: The Vaughn and Broglio family. Baby, we're gonna claim this F1. [00:24:54] Speaker C: And as they all clasp hands, the car reaches the final finish line. The last loop. It's neck and neck between it and the scars. [00:25:05] Speaker B: Car and has a T. Tears come forth from the family member's eyes. Young, old Timmy Vince. Vince. [00:25:18] Speaker A: Timothy Vince Vaughn. [00:25:19] Speaker B: Timothy Vince Vaughn sees the lines of his vision turn to white and he approaches light speed. [00:25:31] Speaker A: Timmy goes small family go big. Car go fast. Family. [00:25:39] Speaker C: Vince, you're a poet. [00:25:40] Speaker A: It's all about family, dad. It's all about family. [00:25:43] Speaker C: Now that we've found you, we're not letting you go, Vince. You're gonna move into our big house where the whole imbroglio Vaughn family lives together, raising cars to go real fast. [00:25:55] Speaker A: Free range cars as far as the eye can see. [00:25:57] Speaker B: Dad, we let them live out in the country. A car in a garage cannot move. [00:26:04] Speaker A: The same broker, cousin, family. [00:26:09] Speaker B: Always a bet on family. [00:26:11] Speaker A: Always bet on family. Where's Timmy? [00:26:15] Speaker B: Timmy went to light to speed. [00:26:21] Speaker C: A car pulls up. It's the pie car. It comes down from the air. [00:26:29] Speaker A: Timmy, it's me. [00:26:31] Speaker B: I've lived two years. [00:26:35] Speaker A: I'm proud of you. You got small and you got big. [00:26:38] Speaker C: You found the reverse of light speed. Where time passes more for you than us standing still at a relative speed. [00:26:45] Speaker B: Wow. I totally forgot it was supposed to be the opposite. [00:26:48] Speaker C: Oh, no, no, wait. You were right, kid. You were. I think you were right the whole time. [00:26:52] Speaker B: I was. I was right the whole time. [00:26:53] Speaker A: Family's always right. Wow. We're together now. Stronger together is the Vaughn and Broglio family. I'm not worried about that film with the Sphere anymore. [00:27:05] Speaker B: No, the Sphere. That's right. There's supposed to be a show at the Sphere. [00:27:11] Speaker C: We gotta go see that show. Vaughn and Brolio family. Let's roll up and buy out the whole place with these car winnings. [00:27:19] Speaker A: Family does it right. [00:27:21] Speaker B: Family make a car go fast. [00:27:27] Speaker C: We cut to Alicia and Billy. [00:27:32] Speaker A: Billy. Yeah. The plan worked perfectly, Vince. It's nowhere to be seen. We sold every ticket. [00:27:39] Speaker B: This is amazing. It didn't involve any subsequent involvement from us. We just set it in motion. [00:27:44] Speaker A: We literally. [00:27:47] Speaker B: I really thought we'd have to do a lot more. [00:27:49] Speaker A: I thought it was a convoluted plan. [00:27:51] Speaker B: Yeah, it was really a convoluted plan, but it just happened. [00:27:54] Speaker C: Vince Vaughn walks down the empty stadium. You fools. You didn't notice. Me and my family bought out every seat. Your plan didn't work. [00:28:06] Speaker A: We. We still get the money. [00:28:08] Speaker B: We still get the money and the [00:28:10] Speaker A: box office like placement. [00:28:12] Speaker B: But we're not famous actors. That was the one thing we wanted [00:28:16] Speaker C: because I bought all the tickets. I'm the only one with the rights to this movie that was being made here in the sphere. And you know what I'm gonna do with it? I'm only gonna show it to family. You guys will be famous for 10 people. [00:28:30] Speaker A: Only I can live with that. It would change the life of the Vaughn Imbroglio family. Do you agree, Billy? [00:28:36] Speaker B: I guess when I was seeking fame, I was really seeking family. Maybe it's not about the number of people you impact, but how much you impact each one. [00:28:50] Speaker A: Yeah. What if we are adopted by the Vaughn Imbroglio family? [00:28:58] Speaker B: Look at us. Two people in the sphere crying for the same reason. [00:29:05] Speaker A: And that reason being family. Thanks, Vince. [00:29:13] Speaker B: Thanks, Vince. We couldn't do it without you. [00:29:16] Speaker C: This was my plan all along. All right, all right, all right. [00:29:22] Speaker A: And that's our show. [00:29:28] Speaker C: Ooh, I'm glad I got that Vince Vaughn impression out there I've been working on. You just heard P.J. nally, who is a co producer and played Alicia, Tim Vaughn and the bookie cousin Ross Neil, who played Billy and Vince Vaughn. And Drew Robinson, who is our co producer, sound designer and played Vince Vaughn and Grandpa Vaughn. 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